I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is attempted murder.

Dudes love doing all sorts of stupid bullshit that ends with us getting hurt. And why wouldn’t we? That’s all the fun stuff!

But sometimes, we do dumb shit for the sheer sake of doing dumb shit. In this case, this dude decided to shoot an arrow at his friend, who flinched at the last minute — a move that probably saved him from severe stomach bleeding.